Sister's Funniest Home Videos Part.1

"Sister's Funniest Home Videos"

Notice: This is a FANTASY story.

Damian lived with his mother Latisha and his younger sister, Sophie. His father was on a month-long business trip. They lived in a small house but got by fairly well and the family was close.

Latisha was a Biologist and a hard-working mother of two and her daughter Sophie was learning to become a ballerina. Sophie was on the small feminine, fragile side of things but other than that both women were fairly athletic leggy brunettes, domineering and outgoing. They took no shit from Damian. In fact, Clarissa openly encouraged her daughter to boss all boys around, including her son when he acted badly. But always told Damian off for trying to get back at her, after all, she almost never did something to upset her mother.

Meanwhile, Damian was on the skinny athletic side, he was somewhat good looking and was on the football team. But was also a bit of a geek. It was a Sunday night and their Labrador named Henry had just come home from the vet. Damian was playing videogames on the couch, while his sister, back from ballet practice, was trying to console the dog. Henry was really feeling sorry for himself and it was for a good reason.

"Awww did you get neutered?" his sister Sophie said while comforting Henry, really pouring on the sympathy. The way his sister drew out the word "Nyoo-terd" felt very provocative and almost erotic to Damian. So he paused his game and gave a look at what was going on.

"Poor Henry, you look so sad, did they at least give your balls a burial?" she says, now pretty much teasing the creature with a grin on her face.

"Mom did he really need to have his balls removed?” Sophie asked curiously.

"Yes honey, he really did. Without him humping everything and being aggressive he’ll be much better without them," she said while preparing supper. "And Soon he’ll have forgotten he ever had them in the first place.”

"Hey, Damian has balls too! Should we also get rid of his balls? Then he wouldn’t need to masturbate every night.” she said referring to the multiple times his sister had caught him jacking off to porn.

"Ugh I’m not an animal you know,” he retorted but also embarrassed.

"Oh Sophie you little sadist! While It's true that if we did do that to Damian it would solve a whole range of issues with him. But Damian needs his little manbits a little more than Henry does, I still want to have grandchildren from one or both of you.”

"And Damian, you should really think about asking out a girl instead of playing with yourself all night. How about that girl a block away I’ve seen you with? was her name Jasmine?”

"Mom please, I’ll think about it I promise, but she’s just never around when I want to talk to her.”

"Well okay, if you say so,” Clarissa said smiling. And then she frowned. "Hey didn’t I tell you to take out the rubbish?" she said getting crossed. "If you don’t put the trash on the street right now I might change my mind about castrating you.”

Sophie started giggling.

"MOM! Jeez, you’re as bad as Sophie, leave my nuts alone! I’ll do it, I’ll do it,” he said getting up.

"Mom, how would you do it?” Sophie asked her mother between giggles.

"Well, maybe a little snip snip action when he’s least expecting it," she said jokingly and made a scissor motion with her hand jokingly. "Or maybe more of a squelch!" she said, squeezing an invisible pair of testicles in her hands, and making a skwish noise like squeezing a tomato. "You and I could do one each!” Damian raced outside eager to get some fresh air and leave the conversation.

When Damian got back inside he was relieved they had forgotten about it and stopped talking about such things.

After about 10 minutes Latisha had finished cooking. It was spaghetti and meatballs.

"Damian, can you get me a drink?” his sister asked.

"Do it yourself, you’re closer,” he replied in typical sibling fashion. Latisha just rolled her eyes.

While they were eating Sophie came up with a joke. "We could be eating a boys balls right now, they’re made of meat after all.”

"Gross!” Damian replied.

"Your brother is right, that is gross Sophie. But we could have bulls testicles tomorrow Instead, I saw a few at the market yesterday.”

The conversation thankfully turned to things like the weather, school, work, television.

"Damian, it’s your turn to clean up.”

"Mom, again?”

"Well Sophie has to catch up on her homework, I’d say differently if you went to Ballet school too.”

"Alright fine.”

***

Later in the evening, the family sat down on the long couch to watch television. Sophie was always given control of the remote and wanted to watch the Funniest Home Videos which was always on a Sunday. The programme showed funny homemade video clips submitted by the viewers of the show.

"Okay ladies and gentlemen,” the hostess said on stage in front of the audience; on their television screen. "We have had so many groin shots sent to us that we are going to see a new special nutshot segment first, and then return to our regular viewing.”

Damian thought the young hostess looked really sexy in her heel pumps, tight dress. "And a warning to all men, you may find the following videos alarming. You have been warned.”

The first video looked like a park where a family was teaching a teenage girl how to swing a baseball bat properly. "Now try some practice swings honey,” a man said. She was practicing his swinging when behind her a man got a bit too close. She swung back to hit it only for the tip of the bat to swing a direct hit into his nuts causing him to drop on the ground and clutch his crotch in agony. The show actually played a sound effect of a walnut being crunched when the bat made the hit.

You could hear the onlookers burst out into laughter. The hostess then made the joke, "To be fair, he didn’t tell her which ball to hit, or how many to hit!!" And Damian’s family and the audience in the studio all echoed out with laughter. everyone was laughing except for Damian.

The next clip had a man walking across a fallen log. He trips, and lands with his legs straddling the log on either side, triggering the sound effect. He then falls to the ground in the fetal position gasping for air. "Ouch! No more babies for him! Would you believe us If we said that we didn’t add that crunching sound in?” Damian started getting hard at the taunts from the hostess and sympathy pains in his balls from these debilitating groin hits.

"I see this happen all the time in comedies, but seeing so many all at once is hilarious,” Sophie said in amusement.

The next few clips showed several men in testicular agony, with mostly women on the sidelines laughing at them. And the two ladies sitting next to Damian had a good hard laugh.

Damian on the other hand had just never understood why so many people found this phenomenon so amusing and couldn't believe that an entire television program segment was dedicated to it. To him, a man getting hit in such a private area was an erotic and sadistic thing. These boys getting hit in the crotch were humiliated, on public television, and a few of them probably received some damage, sterilization or even castration. And everyone else was just laughing like it was the most natural thing in the world.

"What's wrong with you?" his mother asked him, "Don't you think this is hilarious?"

"Not really mom, I didn't know you were so into this stuff," he responded.

"Are you kidding?" she said, "I used to do this to guys when I was still in school. It was too good to pass up! I even did it to your uncle Jim all the time when we were teens, he was pretty annoying sometimes."

Damian's eyes widened, Was his mom really that much of a ballbuster when she was young? "But what exactly is so funny about it?” he asked.

"Well," she began, "Look at their faces right when they get hit. It's always priceless. One hit to the tiny organs that make you a big tough man and you're rolling on the floor crying. That look of surprise mixed with agony is great. And the "oh" or "omff" sound is always great too. Then if they double over or drop on the ground it’s the best thing ever."

"Well it isn't funny for the guy it happens to," he suggested with a fast-beating heart.

"Well yeah, but it's funny for everyone else!" she exclaimed, "That's part of what makes it great! We all get to laugh at one person getting humiliated."

"But what if there is some real damage done on this show?”

"Well that’s still sort of funny to think about, some random guy crushed, ruined, his balls taken away from him. He can’t have sex, or kids, or be a man," she said to both of them, still smiling but sensing her son’s concerns.

The next video had a monkey demanding food from a man by grabbing at the bump in his pants

"But don’t worry, in reality, the chances of a man becoming a eunuch are slimmer than you think, they wouldn’t be hanging outside your body in the first place if it were too easy. Your testicles are designed to slip away from a blow unless they’re trapped, and a man can still function if just one is popped. Trust me I went to medical school. So don’t worry about it and try to laugh.”

Damian sat there thinking about it and thought he might find some of the next videos funny.

The next video was a group of guys practising martial arts. One was holding up kick pads for another to punch but didn’t have them at the right level yet. The boy asked if the padded boy was ready but before he responded, the one punching just kicked him in the nuts. The pads went flying off his arms as he reached down to clutch his crotch.

The boy put on a funny pained face and that actually made Damian snigger a little.

"Okay, that was pretty funny,” he said.

On hearing this, Clarrisa became a little more hopeful for her son’s sense of humour.

Next, a gymnast girl was jumping over a beam when she accidentally hit the corner of the beam directly into her crotch. This time there was no sound effect. And most of the audience just made an ooh noise. "Ooh, poor girl!” The hostess exclaimed. "While not nearly as crippling and destructive as a good nutshot can be, that can hurt pretty bad too!”

In another clip, a girl hid behind a corner of a hallway and a second girl unknowingly walked past. The first girl surprised her and gave a low blow, punching her right in the crotch with a boxing glove. The girl sank to her knees, but was in no pain at all with a grin on her face, just surprised by the hit. The girl with the glove laughed it up at the expense of her friend. Damian actually chuckled loud at this. ”Now you're getting the idea son… I guess.”

A girl and boy were boxing with boxing gloves in a boxing ring, barefoot and with shorts and tank tops, the girl goes for a kick to the stomach but instead the boy moves forward and her foot goes right between his spread legs into his nuts. This time there was no sound effect needed as a loud slap could be heard.

"Ohhh looks like contestant number male is down for the count!” The hostess exclaimed as the boy on screen rolled around the grass, moaning and struggling to get up, collapsing back to the ground each time. The girl tried to console him and looked somewhat worried but was still giggling at him. Damian sort of awkwardly chuckled at this while his family laughed it off big time, especially when the downed boy struggled to stand up.

The next video came up, it looked to be set at some camp or facility. In the video, a boy has a girl cornered in a game of tag. He has his arms and legs outstretched, preventing her from escaping. They looked like they were older teenagers. Without a second thought, the girl slammed her foot up into the boy's spread legs, putting him on the floor. The girl in the clip is blushing and feeling embarrassed with a smile on her face. While the boy is lying on his side on the floor, keeping himself in place and shaking in pain with his hands between his legs. There are only half the laughs from the audience, and a few ‘aws’. Sophie looks absolutely intrigued. Damian was simultaneously awed that the clip of this boy was on public television. And also awed at the chance the boy needed medical attention afterwards. But also aroused at the girl's reaction.

Then the next video came up. The scene was of two boys and a girl playing Twister with a few others watching. It started with the girl falling over and losing. She was very unhappy about it as one of the boys had their legs spread wide on the board and laughed about how she never wins.

"You’re going down," she said. She came up behind the boy who said that and grabbed his balls from behind him, squeezing him until he was on the ground. You could actually see them bulging and twisting through his pants in her grasp.

"That's a new version of Twister right there! Right hand ball and don’t forget the Twister!” The hostess excitedly exclaimed.

Then the girl moved to the next boy and kicked him directly in the balls forcing him to slide over the mat in the process. He laid on the ground turning red as the friends all laughed together. Supposedly, it was their mother recording and her voice said, "guess you lose too!"

And the hostess commented, "he may have literally lost two of them!" The studio erupted in laughter again.

Then the camera cut to the hostess in front of the stage, "And that’s all folks for that segment of our show, see you in a few minutes!” And then it cut to commercials.

***

"It kinda sucks that the groin shots never win, if groin shots were allowed to win then the ratings would raise as high as ever, just like all the boys' voices on the show!” Sophie mused to her family while the advertisements played.

"Well honey, I’ve heard that they’re planning on doing just that! We all know the reason we even watch this show in the first place is to see someone get hit in the family jewels anyways,” Latisha said.

Damian just sat there, watching some commercial.

"Watch this mom! I’m making my own video," she said. And raised her hard elbow above her brother's lap and sent it down swiftly between Damian’s legs. It was a direct hit, right in the centre of his nutsack. For a second there was only surprise as he felt the raw impact smash his balls into the couch and his pelvis, surely his sister knew doing that would really hurt him. A second later, intense pain exploded from his testicles to his entire lower torso, he felt his stomach lurch and felt his breath leave his lungs. This was worse than the time he got hit with a stray dodgeball, more direct, intense, and not to mention embarrassing.

"Ah! You... you bitch!” he said, lips trembling in pain as he bent over, put his legs closer together, and cupped his groin with his hands.

"What? But you said it was funny!" she retorted with an evil grin.

"Did you just elbow your brother in the goolies?” Latisha asked, already chuckling at his expense.

"Yep!” Sophie exclaimed, beaming with excitement.

Some mothers would have been more cross about her daughter hitting him in such a delicate and sensitive area, but instead, Latisha smiled and felt a sense of pride and joy that her daughter had exploited such a useful weakness in a boy.

"Aaach, I’m going to hit you there as payback.”

Latisha gave her son a worried and cross look.

"Oooh, I’m so scared! Would you even know where to hit?” Sophie said as she moved her hand up and down her smooth pink pajama covered crotch.

"Damian! You wouldn't really do that to Sophie would you?" Latisha asked.

"I guess not mom…”

"Well, If you hit your sister down there, even just once, I’ll pull you over my lap and spank your butt cheeks until they’re both red like I did to you when you were younger. And then I’ll turn you over on your back and spank your nuts hard until they pop and turn into peanut butter paste inside your scrotum, do you understand me?”

"Yes mom, I said I was only joking. I... I’ll… I’d never do that to Sophie,” he said, starting to feel scared of his mother’s threats.

"Of course you didn’t mean that son,” Latisha said, already calmed down. Sophie on the other hand was smirking ear to ear. She loved it when Damian got in trouble with their mother. Latisha continued, "I just want you to know that it's normal for sisters to try and bust their brother’s balls whenever they like, just like I used to. If your sister is going through that phase where she experiments on you, maybe you should support her and not hit her back. It’s a fun part of growing up!”

"Really mom? So I can go reach over” she said and moved her hand over him. Causing him to shield himself, "and grab...”

"Sure you can honey, If your brother is being nice, he’ll move his hands for you. But expect a boy to be protecting them like Damian is. But if you can surprise him you can use him as a stress ball or defend yourself, or punish boys that are being mean to you," she said. "That reminds me, Damian, you called your sister a bitch. Don't talk to a lady like that, Damian. If you are really sorry you will move your hands for her.”

Getting brave and curious Damian started to move his hands away from his aching groin but then chickened out as Sophie's hand snaked inches away.

"I’m sorry for calling you a bitch Sophie, next time I’ll be real nice about it,” he said.

"Yeah, the next time I hit you in the balls I want you to thank me for it, then I want you to ask for another one!” Sophie said with glee.

"That's the spirit, Sophie!” her mother said chuckling at the escalating events.

No one was interested in the television anymore and there was a kind of tension in the air.

"Damian,” Sophie said. "I’m kinda sorry for elbowing you," she said and reached out and hugged him. He hugged her back.

"Syke!" she shouted, faking him out just by moving her knee up his thigh.

Damian was half expecting that and jerked his hips back. "Don’t joke like that!” he said, retreating from her embrace.

"Don’t fix him before I can get a turn too,” Latisha said with a smile.

Shocked Damian replied, "I'm sore as it is mom,” and then stood up.

"Just from one little elbow from your little sister?” Latisha said as she giggled alongside her daughter. "I think this is a great example of why girls rule, don’t you Sophie?”

"Yeah! Girl power" she said and then they high-fived each other.

Damian skulked off to his room holding his crotch. His hands between his legs instead of his tail. But he was trying to hide his growing erection in his shorts more than anything else.

If ballbusting was not his fetish before his mom and sis had certainly made sure it was now.